A Silly Goose Is Driving 11x3 in Bumper Sticker (Matte Finish)
No thoughts, just honks. This bumper sticker is your official warning to all behind you: the vibes are unserious and the decisions? Questionable at best. Whether you're taking wrong turns with confidence or giggling through a left-hand merge—just know, a certified silly goose is behind the wheel.
Product Features
🪿 Premium water-resistant vinyl for silly geese in all weather 💧 Waterproof sticky adhesive—stays on through rain, shine, and existential crises 🌞 UV-laminated to survive even your brightest, dumbest days ✨ Matte finish so your bumper looks as unbothered as your brain 📏 Size: 11x3 in—big enough to honk at
Care Instructions
Gently wipe clean with a soft dry cloth. Honking encouraged but not required.
