Born to Be a Passenger Princess, Forced to Be a Driver Bumper Magnet (Pale Glow Green)
This glowing little dude was made to vibe with snacks and aux privileges—not parallel park under pressure. If you, too, were meant for the passenger life but got dragged behind the wheel… this magnet is your soulmate.
Specs:
✔ Size: 10" x 3" – the perfect size to cry in while holding the steering wheel
✔ Matte Finish: Smooth, low-shine, and deeply passive-aggressive
✔ Weatherproof & Durable: High-quality vinyl that holds up to sun, rain, and unwanted driving responsibilities
✔ Magnetic Backing: Sticks securely to any metal surface—like your resentment for every missed turn
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