Burn This & Pretend Pierre Isn't Scamming You (SOY CANDLE)

Burn This & Pretend Pierre Isn’t Scamming You 💸🔥

Light this candle and let the rich scent of cashmere and musk soothe your soul—because let’s be real that’s the only luxury you can afford after getting price-gouged again. Perfect for unwinding, de-stressing, and pretending you totally got a fair deal. Just don’t check your receipt.

Product Features

• Eco-friendly and non-toxic made from natural ingredients.

• Reusable glass vessel for sustainable decor.

• Compliant with ASTM safety standards for peace of mind.

• Crafted in the USA with globally sourced materials.

Care Instructions

• Burn within sight. Keep away from flammables. Keep away from children and pets.