Chill I'm Already Overthinking My Driving 11x3 in Bumper Sticker (Matte Finish)
Yes, I saw the squirrel. No, I’m not turning left across three lanes. And yes, I’m already spiraling about that weird noise from the backseat. If your brain runs faster than your engine, this one’s for you. Kindly give us some space—this vehicle is powered by anxiety and vibes.
Product Features
🧠 Premium water-resistant vinyl built for chaotic girlie drivers 🌧️ Weatherproof sticky adhesive—won’t peel under pressure (unlike us) 🌞 UV-protective laminate keeps it crisp through existential road trips ✨ Matte finish for that soft sad aesthetic 📏 Size: 11x3 in—just right for venting via bumper
Care Instructions
Wipe gently with a soft dry cloth, or emotionally support it from a distance.
