Don’t Park Too Close I’m Chunky Bumper Magnet (10" x 3")
Parallel parking? A nightmare. Tight spaces? A crime. Respect the fluff and give this unit of a vehicle the room she deserves.
Specs:
✔ Size: 10" x 3" – chunky and proud ✔ Material: Durable magnetic backing – clings to any metal surface with zero effort ✔ Front: Matte weatherproof vinyl that holds up through sun rain and snack runs ✔ Use: Slap it on your bumper trunk or anything that needs a little body positivity
Because thick thighs save lives—and so do wide parking spots 🧲💕
