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Go Around Me I’m Crying 11x3 in Bumper Sticker (Matte Finish)

Sale price$9.00


Go Around Me I’m Crying
11x3 in Bumper Sticker (Matte Finish)

Sometimes you're not slow... you're just emotionally overwhelmed and driving through it. This bumper sticker says what your face (and steering wheel grip) already do. For the mentally unwell and chronically delayed—go ahead, pass me, I’m busy falling apart.

Product Features

🚗 Made with premium water-resistant vinyl that holds up through tears and traffic
💧 Waterproof sticky adhesive so it stays stuck even when you're emotionally unhinged
🌞 UV-laminated for durability—because the sun shouldn't ruin your breakdown
✨ Matte finish for a soft, sad aesthetic
📏 Size: 11x3 in—fits your bumper like trauma fits your personality

Care Instructions

 

Wipe gently from the center out with a dry soft cloth. Bonus points if you cry while doing it.

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Go Around Me I’m Crying 11x3 in Bumper Sticker (Matte Finish)
Go Around Me I’m Crying 11x3 in Bumper Sticker (Matte Finish) Sale price$9.00