I Swear I Got This Before He Ruined Twitter 11x3 in Bumper Sticker (Matte Finish)
For everyone with a Tesla and a little regret. This one’s for the folks silently begging strangers not to judge their ride based on one billionaire's villain arc. You liked clean energy—not the chaos. Slap this on your bumper and reclaim your narrative.
Product Features
✨ Laminated for top-tier durability against water sunlight and scratches 💅 Matte finish for that sleek no-glare vibe 🚿 Premium waterproof vinyl made to survive the car wash existential crises and all 🛠️ Strong outdoor adhesive that sticks through the storm 📏 Size: 11x3 in — bold enough to say “it’s not what it looks like”
Care Instructions
Use a soft dry cloth to gently wipe off dust or dirt from the center outward.
