If You’re Going to Hit My Car, Make Sure You Kill Me Bumper Magnet (Baby Pink)
Same. Same. This bumper magnet is for those who cope with life’s chaos one unhinged joke at a time.
✔ Size: 10" x 3" – impossible to miss, just like your existential dread ✔ Matte Finish: Smooth, subtle, and perfectly unbothered ✔ Weatherproof & Durable: Made with high-quality vinyl that holds up against sun, rain, and your slow descent into madness ✔ Magnetic Backing: Sticks securely to any metal surface—because something has to keep it together
Drive safe, or don’t. Either way, at least your car’s got a sense of humor. 💀💖
