If You’re Gonna Hit My Car Make Sure You Kill Me 11x3 in Bumper Sticker (Matte Finish)
For legal reasons this is a joke… but also… don’t play with me on the road. This aggressively relatable sticker is perfect for those whose fight-or-flight response is just ✨vibes✨ and trauma bonding.
Product Features
🚗 Premium water-resistant vinyl that can handle your emotional breakdowns and a car wash 🌞 Laminated for top-tier durability against sun, rain, and every annoying driver in between 💧 Waterproof sticky adhesive for long-lasting sass ✨ Matte finish—no shine, just attitude 📏 Size: 11x3 in (aka fits perfectly on your emotional support bumper)
Care Instructions
Wipe off the drama with a soft dry cloth—she's built to last but deserves a little TLC.
