IT MADE ME FEEL BROKE BUMPER MAGNET (BABY PINK)

It Made Me Feel Broke Bumper Magnet (Baby Pink • 10" x 3")

Some people see something cute and walk away. I see something cute and suddenly I’m spiritually bankrupt. Financial stability? Never met her.

Specs:

✔ Size: 10" x 3" – just enough space to express late-stage capitalism exhaustion
✔ Material: Durable magnetic backing – sticks to any metal surface
✔ Front: Matte weatherproof vinyl that holds up against sunlight rain and retail regret
✔ Use: Slap it on your car fridge locker or anywhere that deserves a little chaos

Because sometimes the item isn’t that expensive… you’re just emotionally vulnerable 💸🧲