Please Don’t Hit Me I Don’t Know How Insurance Works 11x3 in Bumper Sticker (Matte Finish)

Please Don’t Hit Me I Don’t Know How Insurance Works
11x3 in Bumper Sticker (Matte Finish)

This one’s for the girlies, the gays, and the girl-coded who signed up for vibes—not car crashes and claim forms. A passive plea with just the right amount of ✨panic✨ energy to let the world know you’re doing your best (barely).

Product Features

🚗 Made with premium water-resistant vinyl—survives rain, sun, and existential dread
💧 Waterproof sticky adhesive for max staying power
🌞 Laminated for protection against UV rays and questionable driving decisions
✨ Matte finish so it looks cute even when you're not
📏 Size: 11x3 in—fits perfectly on bumpers, laptops, or wherever your anxiety rides shotgun

Care Instructions

Gently wipe with a soft dry cloth if dusty. Do not file a claim with your rag.