The hoodie your fictional boyfriend left at your place.
Unisex fit • Soft heavyweight fleece • Front-and-back print • Size up for an oversized fit
Please Don’t Hit Me I Don’t Know How Insurance Works 11x3 in Bumper Sticker (Matte Finish)
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Please Don’t Hit Me I Don’t Know How Insurance Works
11x3 in Bumper Sticker (Matte Finish)
This one’s for the girlies, the gays, and the girl-coded who signed up for vibes—not car crashes and claim forms. A passive plea with just the right amount of ✨panic✨ energy to let the world know you’re doing your best (barely).
Product Features
🚗 Made with premium water-resistant vinyl—survives rain, sun, and existential dread
💧 Waterproof sticky adhesive for max staying power
🌞 Laminated for protection against UV rays and questionable driving decisions
✨ Matte finish so it looks cute even when you're not
📏 Size: 11x3 in—fits perfectly on bumpers, laptops, or wherever your anxiety rides shotgun
Care Instructions
Gently wipe with a soft dry cloth if dusty. Do not file a claim with your rag.
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