The hoodie your fictional boyfriend left at your place.
Unisex fit • Soft heavyweight fleece • Front-and-back print • Size up for an oversized fit
PLEASE DON'T HIT ME I DON'T KNOW HOW INSURANCE WORKS (BABY PINK)
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Please Don’t Hit Me, I Don’t Know How Insurance Works Bumper Magnet (Baby Pink)
Look, I’m just out here vibing—not reading the fine print on a 20-page policy. If you hit me, we’re both about to have a very confusing time. Do us both a favor and keep your distance.
✔ Size: 10" x 3" – big enough to warn others you are not prepared for this
✔ Matte Finish: Smooth, sleek, and mildly concerned
✔ Weatherproof & Durable: Made with high-quality vinyl that holds up through sun, rain, and potential legal trouble
✔ Magnetic Backing: Sticks securely to any metal surface—unlike my understanding of deductibles
Drive safe… or at least away from me. 🚗💨💖
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