Running on caffeine and pure, unfiltered stress. This bumper magnet is for those who sip their matcha like it’s a calming ritual but still feel their heart rate doing parkour.
✔ Size: 10" x 3" – just big enough to warn others you’re highly caffeinated and barely holding it together
✔ Matte Finish: Smooth, sleek, and deceptively chill—just like you pretend to be
✔ Weatherproof & Durable: Made with high-quality vinyl that survives sun, rain, and existential dread
✔ Magnetic Backing: Sticks securely to any metal surface—because you’re already carrying enough stress
A little green tea, a lot of overthinking. 🍵💨
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