This Car Only Stops for Emotionally Unavailable Anime Men with Hair Bumper Magnet
Real men? Overrated. This ride only brakes for pixelated heartbreakers with tragic backstories and perfect bangs. If he’s emotionally scarred, morally complex, and animated? Say less.
Specs:
✔ Size: 10" x 3" – bold enough to scream “I can fix him” at 60mph ✔ Matte Finish: Smooth and mysterious, just like your taste ✔ Weatherproof & Durable: Built to withstand sun, rain, and every rewatch of that one sad arc ✔ Magnetic Backing: Sticks to any metal surface—unlike your favorite anime guy (emotionally)
Because love isn’t real unless he’s fictional and emotionally unavailable. 💔📺🖤
